Friday, January 25, 2008
Evil Lord REZKO!
Casting one's mind back to the last debate (a true Demo Derby!), I seem to remember Her Thighness, using that snarky, know-it-all-tattletale schoolgirl I'm-better-than-you-are voice that makes you want to assault your TV set, accused Obamarama of taking campaign contributions from an Evil Slumlord REZKO! I mean, does that sound like the leader of the Shadow Yagyu Clan in the 'Lone Wolf And Cub' samurai movies or what?
'I was fighting against those ideas when you were practicing law and representing your contributor, Rezko, in his slum landlord business in inner city Chicago.'
Dishonorable Obamarama must commit hara-kiri for disgraceful past actions revealed by honorable fishwife candidate! Honorable Red-Faced Blowhard Husband will challenge you to a duel.
Just as we learned that the maker of the poisonous toys she denounced in a past debate turned out to be a major client of the Clints campaign manager's PR firm, now we have the above photo. The Clints are a gift that keeps on giving! Of COURSE, they dont remember meeting him, he was just another contributor in a long line of shady characters, foreign governments, criminal organizations, and con-men that line up to throw cash on the Clintonian money pile, so even The Smartest Woman In The Universe might forget one or two of them if they havent contributed LATELY.
During the Demo Derby some have called the Clinton's vile race-baiting tactics vile race baiting tactics! Nothing could be farther from the truth, so to speak. It depends on what the meaning of race-baiting is, is. Some have said that the Clints have never done anything for African Americans other than pander to them. But I am here to say that the Clints, by their actions in this campaign, have given the black people of the United States a wonderful gift. In recent decades there have been books such as 'The Bell-Shaped Curve' which tried to assert that black people were less intelligent than white people. But look at what is happening. To vote for these slimy, horrible Clintons you have to be a truly stupid, brain-dead, drooling idiot. The comatose soccer broads, the yammering menopausal matriarchs, the fat-faced left wing Union functionaries, the old-maid middle-aged and young single professionals, the senile old-guard professional Democrats, the environmentalist whackos, the foaming-mouthed Bush-haters, the whole panoply of mental defectives that constitute the solid base of Clinton voters prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that black people, AKA Obamarama voters, are demonstrably smarter than the above-mentioned white people. A whole lot smarter. Either that or they have a more keenly developed sense of smell.