Global Hot Air

ONE of the world's foremost meteorologists has called the theory that helped Al Gore share the Nobel Peace Prize "ridiculous" and the product of "people who don't understand how the atmosphere works".

Dr William Gray, a pioneer in the science of seasonal hurricane forecasts, told a packed lecture hall at the University of North Carolina that humans were not responsible for the warming of the earth.

So blowhard Algore has joined Soviet spy Willi Brandt, Paris Peace Treaty fraud Le Duc Tho, the user of non-greenhouse poison gas in Afghanistan Gorbachev, the proponent of mentally disturbed suicide bombers Arafat, the man who's corruption shamed the UN Annan, the anti-semitic dictator-loving peanut farmer Carter, promoter of the Iran A-bomb El Baradei and fraudulent activist Rigoberta Menchu as the latest recipient of the "We Euro-trash Socialists Dont Like George Bush Peace Prize'. One news article talked about the Nobel Committee's 'courageous decision' as though the committee members are barricaded inside their homes waiting for the violent reaction.The IPCC's report is a joke. Half the names of scientists listed in the report were used without the knowledge or consent of the people they claim were signatories. The data in that and 'Inconvenient Truth' are questionable and in some cases already discredited. But the most hilarious thing to note with all this Global Warming baloney is that nuclear power, a renewable greenhouse-gas-free way of producing as much energy as we will need in the future, is never mentioned by these idiots because their real aim is government control of the economy (aka Global Poverty with them in charge).
In Algore's movie he describes the 'hockey stick' climate graph which proports to show a stable climate since the end of the last ice age and then a spike up in the last few years. This ignores the warmer climate in the time of the Roman Empire, the cooling in the early Middle Ages, the warming in the late Middle Ages and then the Little Ice Age from 1350-1850. Since the end of the Little Ice Age global temperatures have risen 1 degree centigrade, a rise that actually stopped in 1998. No Hockey stick there. It also turns out that there is no relationship between the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and global temperature. The US Weather Service was recently forced to admit that it had placed many temperature monitoring stations in places (on asphalt parking lots for example) that exaggerated temperature readings; the readjusted figures show that instead of the 1990's being the warmest decade of the 20th century the 1930's were.
In the decade or so since this Global Warming Hootenanny started the advocates have piously announced that all scientific argument was over when it wasnt, issued phony and later discredited white papers, presented fictitious computer climate models as unarguable fact,tried to link their critics to Holocaust deniers, opposed funding and academic advancement for their critics and attempted to use this fake panic to implement oppressive, costly and useless regulations on the economies of advanced nations while they've sat silently by and watched the Chicoms go on a crash coal-fired power plant building surge. Their actions are not those of people who are confident that their data and findings are correct and unassailable.
What these people want is an end to the consumerist society, and if that means that the poor people in Tanzania dont get electricity in their mud huts, well thats just too damn bad. Get out of your car and walk, fatso! is their message. Walk to your half-acre plot that you plow yourself so you can go home to your hut and eat a raw turnip and go to sleep when the sun goes down and dream of climate stability. They'll still get to live in their mansions of course, because they care.
Could it be that the fluctuations in global temperature are caused by activity on the surface of the sun? You know, the Big Ball Of Fire In The Sky. Nahhh...

"We'll look back on all of this in 10 or 15 years and realise how foolish it was," Dr Gray said.

Hillary The Neo-Hawk

At some point, while she was promising to mail everyone with a newborn 5000 bucks and everybody else a thousand bucks Miss Hilly must have taken a phone call from the dude that runs her focus groups. She must have been told that even the amongst the befuddled clods stupid enough to consider voting for her that there are many who have listened to the Dem's last four years of cringing defeatism and support for the terrorists and have concerns that her and her peacenik friends might not be effective stewards of our armed forces. Of course, the reality is that the military will only be used in real national emergencies, an attack on Canada to eliminate Bimbo Eruption Belinda Stronach for example, but in truth the Entitlement tidal wave will hit in the next couple of years which might make necessary cuts in the military that will make taking on the armed forces of our Mighty Northern Ally an unachievable dream.
But that's then, this is now, when the prime objective for our Stalinist pin-up is GET ELECTED.
So, she has to overcome her loathing of anything military and present herself as some sort of born-again hawk. Any look at the pathetic military and foreign policy track record of the Clintonoids should give the lie to any politically motivated move away from her natural MoveOn.org values-- so charmingly displayed when she called General Petraeus a liar. But of course if she saw that the situation in Iran was getting dangerous she would attack. Yeah right.
The Clints have always looked on every crisis or political situation with only one question in mind, "How can we benefit personally". We had eight years of them compromising the national interests;taking bribes to provide the Chicoms with advanced telemetry information and equipment, ignoring terrorism except on the day BJ committed perjury on national TV and the day he was impeached for it,the cowardly bug-out in Somalia, delaying the air attack on Saddam until the day BJ was impeached, exploiting the Oklahoma City bombing for political purposes, the list is endless. To take ANYTHING either of these shameless liars says as anything but a tactical political move calculated to soften up one demographic group or another is lunacy. Hillary will make no moves of any sort against Iran but will scratch and cluck with the other Socialist chickens at the UN. If she did read some polls that told her she could shoot her way out of some domestic political crises by attacking I would be terrified that her inept, halfhearted approach would not finish the job and leave us in a worse situation than before.

Pious Liberals

B. Hussien Obama today made the statement, "`What role does faith play?' I say, `It plays every role.'" Yeah sure.

Liberals are religious in the same way that they support capital punishment; they do it to rope in a few misguided rubes during an election. Later on they'll nominate radical judges who will invent new clauses in our 'living constitution' to prevent capital punishment and further inhibit the seditious spread of 'spiritual propaganda' (aka Christianity) to an American youth better occupied with the fate of polar bears dying because Global Capitalism is warming the planet. The most magic liberal Christian moment in recent years was President BJ Clinton emerging from some interminable Easter service at the National Cathedral with a twenty pound Bible under his arm and Mrs. Bimbo Eruptions in tow. The Good Book and the obviously Not So Good Wifey were dumped off and the Presidential limo headed for the Oval Office where one Monica Lewinski was soon down on her knees humbly receiving her April Shower. Someday someone with an ACLU lawyer will sue because driving past a church with a cross on top of its steeple traumatizes their poor little crumb-cruncher and some Clinton-appointed judge will rule that public display of a cross is a form of religious intimidation. B. Hussein Obama and all the rest will piously nod in agreement. Now, I'm not at all religious myself but its amazing that any Christian doesnt see the purposeful campaign to marginalize their beliefs in public discourse by the leftists. But lest you think I am politically biased in this I will mention that our Most Compassionate President, reported to be a Republican (and a religious one at that) is having a dinner to celebrate the end of Ramadan to which are invited leading Wahabi's and radical Muslims tied to terrorist front groups, while moderate Muslims and Ayaan Hirsi Ali (a woman who wrote an eloquent book chronicling the plight of women in Islam) were pointedly NOT invited, Political pandering at its worse. This guy doesnt know who his friends are. The people that are normally furious when Bush makes any sort of Christian reference are silent in this case. Political Correctness is the religion of politics.

Rudy Will Win

The race for the Republican nomination has evened out. The polls are so different as to be useless, except to show that there's allot of indecision in a party burned by the failure of the Compassionate Conservative to actually DO anything Conservative. It seems that we've all spent the last six years boiling with outrage against the Republicans as they've caved on issue after issue. Now the great question is, which of these guys is the real thing? Its easy to say conservative things but when it comes down to actually cutting or even changing specific subsidies or programs its not so easy. All the candidates pledge themselves to the cause and some of them talk a good game.
Rudy is the only one of these candidates that has actually DONE conservative things. He did them under the most adverse conditions in the capitol of Liberalism, while under attack by the world's most venomous activists and the most vicious left-wing press in the nation. He showed physical heroism in 9/11. He took on the Mafia as a Federal Prosecutor which gives him experience he will need when he has to take on the Clinton Crime Family and its lapdog media minions. I will wholeheartedly support whoever is nominated by the party, none of us can afford to do otherwise least we become compulsory recipients of 'Free Health Care' to cure our anti-social hallucinations under the Castro-like Hillary regime, but Rudy is the man to whip that sag-faced,left wing harridan, her libidinous narcissist of a husband and the howling claque of fanatical Social Fascists that they lead.

Mitt? I'm Not Convinced

Unknown Governors who slither their way into the White House can be a disaster.















Mitt Romney is presenting himself as a new voice in the Republican Party. He might turn out to be the strong, hard-hitting conservative who turns back the rising tide of giveaway programs and the calls for a weak, reactive foreign policy. Then again he might not.
We've had alot of unknown governors appear out of political obscurity to become President since Jimmy The Jerk invented the process in 1976. The m.o. is clear; a narcissistic but little-known governor uses either his ability to charm TV audiences or his inside connections to engineer himself into the White House. The lack of a strong ideological track-record allows them to wiggle from left to right depending on the audience, without being nailed to their past statements or actions. This process has brought us two of the worst presidents in American history; one an anti-semitic peanut farmer whose ability to overcome his inordinate fear of communism nearly lost the Cold War, whose blind idiocy help depose mild pro-American autocracies in Iran and Nicaragua and replace them with implacably Anti-American totalitarian dictatorships, and whose left-wing economic policies nearly destroyed the economy, and a Huey Long type charlatan who sat in the Oval office with his pants around his ankles taking bribes and pondering his legacy while terrorists were attacking us undisturbed and 800,000 people were being slaughtered in Rwanda. Then came Chamber Of Commerce poster-boy W, the Compassionate Conservative, except that he wasnt very conservative. His tax cuts were temporary and his creation of a gigantic Prescription Drug entitlement has taken us farther down the road to national bankruptcy. When it came time to pick a Supreme Court Justice he picked his liberal, unqualified secretary and got pissed off when the base wouldnt buy it. His Chamber Of Commerce buddies were so eager for cheap, foreign labor that Bush let Ted Kennedy and LaRaza write an immigration bill that would have given citizenship to every terrorist, felon or drug-dealer that asked for it and expanded the welfare, Social Security and Earned Income Tax Credit rolls to the breaking point.We've gambled three times on unknown governors so lets not make this mistake again. Romney hasnt been around long enough to be trusted.
The only Republican who has been on the scene and who has enough of a track record in the open and under fire is Rudy. He took the war to the enemy in the heart of liberalism, New York City. He's been cursed and attacked by race-baiting poverty pimps like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and by the Democratic Party Newsletter (aka The New York Times). He has cut government, fought public employee unions and was the first mayor to attack the petty crimes that lead to major crimes, thus lowering the crime rate in a city once considered terminally dangerous. When 9/11 happened he was almost buried as the buildings collapsed. And now he's the candidate that realizes that the old pattern of winning in Iowa or New Hampshire and then using the publicity generated by your victory for the next few weeks until the next primaries to establish your brand with the public has been made obsolete by the crowding of almost all the primaries into a very short time-span in February and March. A national strategy for a national campaign. He has started this by attacking Hillary Clinton, the hated enemy who unites all Republicans. I dont have any fear of him wavering on the choices of judges for the Supreme Court. He will be tough and wily enough to deal with Iran and the Chicoms. He is a known quantity.How can we consider any other choice?

Nostrilitis

Today Oliver North wrote a column about Henry Waxman's assault on the people at Blackwater USA, a private contractor that does security work in Iraq and whose employees risk their lives every day in the war against the Whack-man's terrorist allies. While the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, chaired by the repulsive Whack-man is spending much time on this useless nonsense, little attention is being paid to the competition for the contract to build the Air Force's newest mid-air refueling tanker between Boeing (a well-run, American, but lamentably profit-making privately-owned company with a great track record) and Airbus (a disorganized, overstaffed corruption-riddled company wholly run by semi-hostile foreign governments which loses a ton of money annually). Obviously Airbus is favored because of people like the Whack-man who would , of course, never take any money under the table from an unscrupulous pack of foreigners. These guys yell every day about keeping American jobs in America and the horrors of George Bush's Globalization but somehow they lean towards the corrupt government-run conglomerate.
I am ashamed to admit I'm one of Henry Whack-man's constituents. For Col. North to express some hope that the Big Nostril will behave like a responsible legislator makes me fear for the good colonel's sanity.Possibly a fragment from a non-rice-grain injury in Vietnam has migrated to lodge in his cerebral cortex.The Whack-man hates the military and would do anything to interfere with its smooth functioning.That sawed-off humunculus is as viciously left-wing as you can get.Have you ever noticed that the most zany Marxist Representatives all come from the wealthiest districts? Pelosi, Baghdad Jim McDermott, Wexler, Nadler; what a good argument for raising taxes on the rich they are. Reading about the sloth, incompetence and corruption at Airbus (a government run and subsidized company, surprise surprise) makes me wonder why they havent appeared on any lists of Clinton campaign contributors. Maybe they just prefer the untraceable cash option of donating through the Clinton Double Wide Lie-Berry and Massage Parlor. If they were Chinese they'd be following Mrs. Clinton around like lap dogs but apparently the Frogs, with classic Gallic reserve, prefer hanging back and just donating from afar.

Funny Money

In the last days of the Roman Republic there were endless calls for debt cancellation.That wont happen in this country but with the largest debtor in the country being the Federal Government and with the voters overpressed by their own debts and facing an ever-increasing tax burden the obvious 'solution' is hyper-inflation. It happens to all giveaway states, as the nations of South America and Africa can verify. In ten years my $50,000 monthly Social Security check might only buy a Slurpee at 7/11 but my fixed rate mortgage will be paid off. Its a great way for the government to raise income taxes without taking any legislative action. If the average school teacher makes $800,000 a week the tax code that was put into place to punish millionaires will confiscate a huge chunk of her 'excess income', leading to increasing calls for pay increases and hence more inflation. The wealth of the 401k yuppies will melt like a snowball in August. Luckily we'll have free health care, just like in Cuba. In fact we'll probably have an economy just like in Cuba if the befuddled, Oprah-watching mouth breathers elect Hillary and give her increased majorities in the House and Senate.

Old Senate Dogs

"a progressive disease that can cause dysfunction in the parts of the brain important for organization, decision-making and control of mood and behavior."

So old Senate dog Pete Domineci is retiring from a generation in the Senate with a disease with the symptoms described above. His recent anti-war remarks and his declining effectiveness make his retirement timely but with the Libs poised to take a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate a vacancy in an increasingly liberal New Mexico is frightening.
Yes, Pete Domineci has a terrible disease, one that has devastated families, destroyed businesses, caused wars to be lost and nations enslaved and now threatens every citizen in this country. Its called Creeping Liberalism. Have you ever noticed that the older Republicans get the more liberal they get? Barry Goldwater blowing the cover on Iran-Contra for no good reason, John Warner's many lapses into seniscient Socialism, and now even Orin Hatch backing the ludicrous SCHIP giveaway scheme.I think of Everett Dirkson's jolly relationship with LBJ. Let's not even talk about Ted Stevens, John McCain or Larry Craig. I'm not for term limits but I certainly think that conservatives should only stay loyal to politicians as long as they are conservative. Once they start handing out entitlement giveaways and earmarking government goodies for their compadres then its time to attack them in the primaries and get rid of them before we're in a situation like we are now, where we're fighting to hold back the liberal hordes with Senators that have spent one too many cocktail hours with the Massachusetts Orca.
Will the Republican party rise to this challenge? Are we going to take the fight to Dems in Red States that are pretending to be 'moderates' and then go to DC and vote with the detestable Harry Reid on every issue? Hopefully an inspired presidential candidate will energize everyone and the presence of the Clinton Crime Family in the contest will underscore to all of us just how important it is to defeat the creeping menace of Euro-Trash Socialism and save our country.

Its Here Mandrake

"That's how your hard-core commie conspiracy operates" said General Jack Ripper in Doctor Stranglove. It was a parody then but its just a factual observation now. Some poor shlub criticises MoveOn.Org by putting a few parody t-shirts on CafePress and the Social Fascists at MoveOn send in the lawyers with harassing law suits. The Stalinists in this country are openly trying to bully and muzzle American citizens while they work under cover of the non-profit charity clause of our tax code (which specifically DOESNT cover political advocacy groups). MoveOn has the open support of every prominent Democrat and openly works as an adjunct to the Clinton Crime Family. And where are those Republicans who arent hiding in airport bathrooms or secretly working on earmarks for bridges to nowhere? Cowering in silence. The party that should be sticking up for us and loudly demanding an investigation into the non-profit status of this Stalinist thug group are nowhere to be found. When the 'General Betray-Us' ad was unleashed it was talk radio that mounted the only effective reaction. This is the future writ large.
An interesting side note. In the 1930's when law enforcement caught and convicted organized crime thugs who had immigrated here from other countries and become citizens they were stripped of their citizenship and deported. Ah, to have a legal system that protected society's best interests. Now, more than half a century later our Democracy and our economic system are under assault by a criminal conspiracy led by the Clintons , who are native-born and who should just be in prison, and that repulsive Stalinist toad George Soros. Soros fled Hungary after the war to escape the Stalinist (and anti-semitic) regime that was installed by the Red Army. He went on to become a successful billionaire currency and bond speculator. Now he has become the leader of a group that engages in scurrilous attacks on private citizens and fraudulently misrepresents itself as a non-profit group under our tax code while it acts as an auxilliary arm of the Clinton Crime Family. They openly support the terrorists and work for the destruction of Israel and the death of all the Jews who live there. It would be justice to strip this creep of his citizenship and deport him to his native Hungary, where communists are hated and despised but tolerated. After all, Al Capone was brought down by tax-code violations. I know it wont happen in a thousand years, in fact this criminal clique is poised to seize power in 2008, but its a nice dream.

That's For Me!

So Miss Hilly wants to send every newborn kid a bond for $5,000 that they can use for their college education. That's great, since most people dont go to college. You'll be taxing the working class to subsidize the upper middle class. Redistributionist idiocy, if she was sincere, which she's not. The Dems win election by proposing an endless gravy train of free goodies-- all of them paid for by someone else, of course. Dont people understand that high taxes kill the economy and end any hope anyone has of bettering themselves by hard work?
I just hope that this program has the same level of scrutiny as the Earned Income Tax Credit or registering to vote in California, which is to say no scrutiny at all. I'll just fill out the form requesting that my triplets who were born at home get their $15,000 and then tragically announce that they died and were buried in my back yard.After all, the program isnt going to take it back just because the little sprogs only make it through their first week before they kick the bucket. Its a great cover story. Not that anybody's ever going to ask,the Lordly Program Giveth and it dont never Taketh Away. The moral of this story is clear, unless you are a complete hapless dummy just stop working and let the checks roll in. Cockney rhyming slang for being on the dole is 'on the rock and roll' and that's how it'll be when the Party Of Compassion takes over. All seven registered voters in my house (me, my wife, four cats and a goldfish) will be voting for this new program, and all the other free goodies that are bound to arrive!